Topic is Sleeping. 
			 
				    				 demolishedinside (original poster  member #47839)		posted at 6:43 PM on Saturday, January 20th, 2018	
			 
	Spotted this beauty at Target. My son loved it, so I stopped to listen to all of the fart sounds it made. The shoppers were not nearly as amused. I think you should get this, NTV. It should provide hours of fun. 
 
 
	 
 
 
 
	ETA:  I can’t make the image appear. Gah. It’s called “Farts: A Spotters Guide”. It’s on amazon. 
[This message edited by demolishedinside at 12:45 PM, January 20th (Saturday)] 
 
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				    				Notthevictem ( member #44389)		posted at 6:57 PM on Saturday, January 20th, 2018	
			 
	Di, that's great!!   Where was this when I was doing xmas shopping????? 
 
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				    				 demolishedinside (original poster  member #47839)		posted at 7:05 PM on Saturday, January 20th, 2018	
			 
	It seriously makes a ton of different fart sounds. 
 
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				    				sassylee ( member #45766)		posted at 9:43 PM on Saturday, January 20th, 2018	
			 
	
It seriously makes a ton of different fart sounds
 
 
 
	So does NTV! Don’t think he has fun buttons to push though so no fun for kids...and i bet your book doesn’t come with the authentic odour... 
 
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				    				 demolishedinside (original poster  member #47839)		posted at 10:48 PM on Saturday, January 20th, 2018	
			 
	 no. Only when my kids try to imitate it.
 no. Only when my kids try to imitate it. 
 
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				    				ISurvivedSoFar ( member #56915)		posted at 3:26 AM on Sunday, January 21st, 2018	
			 
	NTV needs to purchase a Japanese toilet. It makes all kinds of sounds to mask the noises one makes in such situations, even *fake* farting sounds so the real ones are masked. 
 
 
	Now they just need a smell-a-toilet for him...just sayin' 
 
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				    				Notthevictem ( member #44389)		posted at 3:32 AM on Sunday, January 21st, 2018	
			 
	You dont like the smell....? 
 
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	 Topic is Sleeping.