Topic is Sleeping.
Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 6:34 AM on Saturday, January 7th, 2023
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 33 years
Tallgirl (original poster member #64088) posted at 3:16 AM on Monday, January 9th, 2023
I know eh, Some of them make me laugh out loud.
leafields ( Guide #63517) posted at 3:12 PM on Wednesday, February 1st, 2023
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent with Nickleback.
BW M 34years, Dday 1: March 2018, Dday 2: August 2019, D final 2/25/21
ThisIsSoLonely ( Guide #64418) posted at 5:55 PM on Wednesday, February 1st, 2023
Okay - I'm dumb. I thought this meant jokes about dads...and I was really mystified as to how any of them relate to being a dad. Duh. Carry on.
You are the only person you are guaranteed to spend the rest of your life with. Act accordingly.
Constantly editing posts: usually due to sticky keys on my laptop or additional thoughts
Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 7:22 PM on Wednesday, February 1st, 2023
Okay - I'm dumb. I thought this meant jokes about dads...and I was really mystified as to how any of them relate to being a dad. Duh. Carry on.
No it鈥檚 just corny jokes that make teenagers say "Gawd Dad that was dumb" as they laugh.
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 33 years
WhatsRight ( member #35417) posted at 8:41 PM on Wednesday, February 1st, 2023
At my house we called them Cub Scout jokes.
"Noone can make you feel inferior without your concent." Eleanor Roosevelt
I will not be vanquished. Rose Kennedy
Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 4:11 PM on Thursday, February 2nd, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet, I don鈥檛 know "y"
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 33 years
Sally24 ( new member #70794) posted at 4:39 PM on Thursday, February 2nd, 2023
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Never let your fear decide your fate
leafields ( Guide #63517) posted at 1:40 AM on Friday, February 3rd, 2023
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take it for a drag.
BW M 34years, Dday 1: March 2018, Dday 2: August 2019, D final 2/25/21
Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 3:44 AM on Thursday, February 9th, 2023
Did you know nothing starts with N and ends with G?
[This message edited by Tanner at 10:21 AM, Thursday, February 9th]
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 33 years
emergent8 ( member #58189) posted at 5:08 AM on Thursday, February 9th, 2023
My 4 year old鈥檚 favourite joke:
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
Me: BS. Him: WS.
D-Day: Feb 2017 (8 m PA with married COW).
Happily reconciled.
Tred ( member #34086) posted at 9:51 PM on Friday, February 10th, 2023
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Nothing. He aint coming.
Married: 27 years (14 @JFO) D-Day: 11/09/11"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)
EvenKeel ( member #24210) posted at 9:12 PM on Monday, February 13th, 2023
How do farmers party?
They turnip the beets.....
Jeaniegirl ( member #6370) posted at 2:18 AM on Tuesday, February 14th, 2023
This was my Grandpa's favorite as he liked to scare my sister and me --- especially ghost stories.
"Do you KNOW if you take a fork, at midnight, to the graveyard and stick it in a grave and say .."whatcha' doing down there?" ... and they will say .."Nuthin' at all."
Took both of us a while to figure it out.
"Because I deserve better"
Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 8:33 PM on Saturday, February 25th, 2023
I would like to share with everyone the benefits of dried grapes.
It鈥檚 about raisin awareness.
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 33 years
WhatsRight ( member #35417) posted at 12:21 PM on Saturday, March 4th, 2023
OK, I鈥檓 an idiot. I don鈥檛 get the thing with the fork in the grave.
Someone have pity, and help me!
"Noone can make you feel inferior without your concent." Eleanor Roosevelt
I will not be vanquished. Rose Kennedy
leafields ( Guide #63517) posted at 4:55 AM on Wednesday, March 15th, 2023
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
BW M 34years, Dday 1: March 2018, Dday 2: August 2019, D final 2/25/21
Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 8:26 PM on Monday, July 3rd, 2023
I saw a T-shirt today
Dad Jokes
It's how eye roll
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 33 years
Bulcy ( member #74034) posted at 10:31 PM on Sunday, July 9th, 2023
What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Ian
WH (50's)
Multiple sexual, emotional and online affairs. Financial infidelity and emotional abuse. Physical abuse and intimidation.
D-days 2003, 2017, multiple d-days and TT through 2018 to 2023. 28 years of destructive and health damaging choice
Bulcy ( member #74034) posted at 10:35 PM on Sunday, July 9th, 2023
What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Ian
WH (50's)
Multiple sexual, emotional and online affairs. Financial infidelity and emotional abuse. Physical abuse and intimidation.
D-days 2003, 2017, multiple d-days and TT through 2018 to 2023. 28 years of destructive and health damaging choice
Topic is Sleeping.
